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He actually said it.
Swallow slutmuffin.
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Swallow slutmuffin.
Im going home tomorrow. EEEEEEEEEEE! And im bringing my smurf hat home with me. Its been OVER A MONTH since I last saw my family and friends, so so homesick :( But tomorrowwww! Up at 8am, 4 hours of lectures, then a 4 hour train journey home. But it will be worth it. And I get to see my lilly-poo on sunday, I havent seen her since september. Apparently she properly smiles and laughs now, I cant wait to hear her laughter. <3
SO STUPIDLY EXCITED.
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How on earth do i teach my boyfriend to dance in a club? We’re going for my birthday, and obv i want to dance with my friends too… but unless im with him he said he wont dance, because he cant. HEEEELP.
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Yeah so since my parents split, there is no money.
But as always, andrew gets everything he wants, because he is the youngest of the family and must be looked after because he is the most fragile. Bull.
So im not getting anything for christmas this year, and by the looks of it I wont be getting anything for my birthday either.
I know im being selfish. I know there are millions worse off than me. But Andrew had £200 spent on him for presents, then my dad went out and bought him a £90 desk on top of that.
Rage.

i need to have a hedgehog in my life.
do you still have the one i gave you? :)
Ofcourse I do. Silly question.
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i need to have a hedgehog in my life.

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Now casually getting high off the fumes. Standard.
Beats reading a text written by aristotle. :’)